Can you beat your computer at chess?  

If you play your computer a chess game and set the program on the difficult level, how often do you

a. I don't play my computer because I don't want to admit that it is smarter than me.
b. I don't even own a chess program for my computer.
c. I can hardly ever win at Freecell let alone chess.
d. I refuse to answer on the grounds that it might incriminate me.  
Which means:  
I am in denial and want to stay there.